That's Ood

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Hi, I'm Maya and I am an incompetent human being.

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ninezku:

Actors laughing between takes

llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

How teachers assume groups of three work: everyone does 1/3 of the work
How they actually work: One cunt does absoloutley nothing, another person doesn't really understand but tries their best, and the third person ends up doing 70% of the work so that they don't fail.

ironysladygirl:

_{keep adventuring and stay not a grown-up!}

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Peter. Fucking. Pan.
I love this boy.

sherlock!porn
    ↳ bitch faces - suggested by anon

gayleaf:

I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*

la-meilleure-amie:

Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.

thecastiel:

seriously any time you need to reply to an insult just speak in Shakespearean for the last week I’ve been saying to everyone who says something mean to me “why dost thou flout me thus” and it’s working out great