one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
keep adventuring and stay not a grown-up!
Peter. Fucking. Pan.
I love this boy.
↳ bitch faces - suggested by anon
I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*
Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.